Sunday, January 29, 2006

Breakfast on Pluto

Well, I can honestly say today is a wonderful day because I have come across two Oscar Wilde quotes.

One of them was in Breakfast on Pluto which I saw today. I went to see it for Cillian Murphy. Unfortunately I watched Batman Begins, which is not a good way to go into the movie because Liam Neeson and Brandon Gleeson were in it. It was both their second movie with Mr. Murphy. I was half-hoping and half-fearing that Tom Wilkinson would show up and say,"Ha! I've been in three films with you. I now get a sandwich after you punch this card."


It was like Neil Jordan was trying to do Velvet Goldmine II in Northern Ireland. His touch was light enough ( I hated those two little birds after 10 seconds) and the more surreal bits were just flat with the exception on Kitten's infiltration of the IRA and the story of his mum and dad. The other two best parts were when Kitten finally finds his mother and a half-brother and my fav, when his dad tells him where to find his mom.

The imagery in that scene was great. Kitten (Murphy) was working at a peep show. He's doing his thing, which is a girl in a swing, but on the other side is his father, Father McCabe - yep, in both senses of the word. It put a fantastic spin on confession since it was the priest confessing to him, not to mention the voyeurism, reiteration of the family fairy tale (it's in the movie), and the erotic tension . Also, the lighting in that scene was great. It reminded me of a music video because of the reliance on images.

Father and Son
I don't know what Ra's Al Ghul and the Scarecrow are up to, but it looks really weird.

Also, I was bothered because in my search for images I realized that Cillian Murphy looks more like a chick in real life than in the movie. Seriously, who's hotter the fox on the left between Liam Neeson and Neil Jordan or the broad on the right?

or

Monday, January 23, 2006

Ratner's fucking up!

I told myself I wasn't going to look any more leaks from X-Men 3. It only made me angry and I didn't know how much was true, but then this popped up on my usually flip through the gossip sites:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/5217198.html

Manic Panic Jean - Mean Jean in manic panic

You Got Served

Stacy X appropriately looks like a man. Psylocke looks dumb but sexy. However, Callisto looks hot but all wrong. Maybe my problem is that she looks like she's just said "You got served, X-Men." Seriously it looks like the same set.

Can't see the pic? Try this page - Callisto, Stacy X & Psylocke

Jean & Mags
- Jean & Mags

a love triangle no one cares about
Rogue should beat than little ho's ass. Kitty & Colossus are the couple.

bad memories in the making

Anna Paquin's face says it all. "From an Oscar to this..."

But why is Halle smiling? Because she's the lead. Yeah, Ratner's gonna fuck X-Men up worse than Lobdell could imagine.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/5230434.html?page=1#comments

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Hot-Blooded Husbands

It's a simple fact that I work two part-time jobs. One is at a library.

Today I'm helping weed and discard romance books. I've never really read a paperback romance, think Harlequin, except an unfortunate incident where I somehow ended up subscribing to a series.

It's fun reading them before I throw them out. There is one that has caught my attention: The Arabian Love-Child." Oh, yeah. So bad, it's good. Yeah, I know it's bad but it's addictive. How can I resist bizarre yet vague ethnic references like

"As he moved across to [a window] the pale sunlight of a London winter morning shot shards of cold steel through his black hair and added a sharpened cast to his lean dark profile that spoke of his ruthless Arab heritage [sic]."

If you're wondering why I'm reading this, keep in mind it's a really slow day here.
There are series with all sort of ridiculous themes and hooks:

"Latin Lovers: They speak the language of passion";

"The Galván Brides: The Galván men are proud Argentinian aristocrats -- who choose rebels as their brides" (who all have Spanish last names like Herrera and Cruz instead of the more Argentinian Ginobili or Maesto because there were many European immigrants from Wales, Italy, etc to Argentina);

"Sister Brides: Three sisters, separated at birth -- finding husbands...and then each other!" ('cause we all know what's more important);

"Red Hot Revenge: When only seduction will settle old scores..." (revenge sex = awesome!!);

"The Australians: Powerful, passionate and proud!" (sounds like somebody is going down under);

"Expecting!: She's sexy, successful...and PREGNANT!" (sounds like an episode of Single Female Lawyer (c) Futurama);

"Surrender to the Sheikh: Proud, passionate, primal -- dare she surrender to the sheikh?";


and my piff "Hot-Blooded Husbands: Let them keep you warm tonight."



P.S. Between pp.120 -130 the action goes down.




Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Golden Globes

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/5138931.html?thread=509034483#t509034483
The one arm on hip pose.

Yep, days later here's my Golden Globes post.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Good news

LOST was excellent last night, but don't take my word for it:

http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3134544&st=0

Why hasn't someone made a webite for this fine man?

Bad News

There was a major water leak at my job. The floor below us suffered major computer damage.
:.(
That's all.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Images

Why does it take me all day to post images?

Do I need to relearn html? And why do they always get bumped over???

ARRGGHHH!

Comics

Sure, I could tell you about getting my prescription for glasses, or the frames I looked at, or what I did this weekend, or the comic books I bought. But I'm feeling lazy.


Okay, I'll talk about the comics I bought. I bought Fables #45, it was underwhelming. The politics of Fabletown; how whimsically crappy.
I picked up the latest Runaways, but since I only read the TPBs, I was lost.

I picked up Generation M #1 and #2. I love little peripheral stories like these that fill out a universe. It reminded me of why I loved the X-Universe stuff. Viewing a cross-section of society and the 'mutant' issue from different viewpoints (social, medical, political, etc.), always interested me. That's why I like science fiction I suppose. I was a little let down by the fact that this series is just going to be a murder mystery, but it could pan out well.

I also like the fact that the first two covers have members of Generation X as a reference to the similarly named comic. Chamber's fate is sad but realistic. Hell, it's optimistic. It was nice to see Jubilee working at a mutant civil rights non-profit. Even if she doesn't have powers, she's still down with the cause.

gen m #1 gen m #2

Thursday, January 05, 2006

all day

You won't guess how long it took me to post those images.


Okay, never mind the subject above.

Syriana

Sure, I could give you a review (very good, fine acting, blah blah blah), but there's something else that this film has opened my eyes to and I want to share it with you.

Mazhar Munir

He played the Pakistani bomber Wasim. I was more bothered by the fact that he looks like Gael Garcia Bernal.

Note:
mazhar gael

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Time's Up??

Syriana's is 2 hours and 6 min long and I don't know if I can stay conscious that long. Nothing personal, but I'm kind of tired and about 30 other excuses. On the plus side, Sid, Tim Blake Nelson, Chris Cooper, and I deserve a fresh in the theaters movie.

-- shut up, I'm in Texas! Only two theaters in the area are showing Brokeback Mountain anyways.--

I'll probably go anyways. I need to knit, too.

-=Looks at TBN's imdb page=-
Crap! He went to Brown!
-=Proceeds to feel like a sorry fucker=-

5 more minutes

I really want some Walker's crisps in Roast Chicken flavour.


Also, I plan to see Syriana tonight. Cause Siddig is :.)~~~

10 Minutes Late, As Usual

I'm finally catching up with technology.